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Post by PigsnieLite on Mar 8, 2013 11:05:48 GMT -5
I wish! But I already got a tellygram from the Vatican that complains that I am far too good looking and that I am rather deficient in the Romance languages. Like isn't knowing whut is cannoli enough to lead all the Roman Catholics of the world?
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Post by Avril on Mar 8, 2013 13:23:00 GMT -5
Well, you'd think so. I mean, what else could they want in a pope? ;D
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Post by PigsnieLite on Mar 8, 2013 13:50:10 GMT -5
Pigsnit says that theyre just jealous that I look far better than them in a dress!  |
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Post by Avril on Mar 8, 2013 21:09:09 GMT -5
There you go. Clearly they have their eyes on the important issues.
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Post by sunfrog on Mar 10, 2013 2:29:02 GMT -5
writer for a greeting card company?
food critic?
royal babysitter?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Mar 10, 2013 2:55:58 GMT -5
Assistant Director of New Nursing Home. Heh.  |
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Post by Avril on Mar 10, 2013 4:13:21 GMT -5
Seriously?  Are you practical? Good with communication and problem solving? Good at managing people? These are not qualities that show up in the PigsnieLite persona.  |
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Post by dragrat on Mar 10, 2013 7:03:18 GMT -5
Indeed, an apocalypse shall arrive with this news  |
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Post by sunfrog on Mar 10, 2013 8:28:39 GMT -5
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Post by PigsnieLite on Mar 10, 2013 11:21:03 GMT -5
Well, Im in training. Im not even 2nd in command really. I am merely Assistant Director which is grander than it sounds. But eventually, if all goes well and I don't keep shrieking NURSIES OF DEATH!, I shall Rise to Full Director like when Im 40 or something. Heh. PS. I am a more Managing Person than I seem, Avrilly.  |
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Post by sunfrog on Mar 10, 2013 12:45:42 GMT -5
Do you have any creepy kitties that see dead people in your nursing home? If you do throw a rock at them for me. But don't tell them it was me lest I get a visit.  |
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Post by PigsnieLite on Mar 10, 2013 15:19:15 GMT -5
Sadly, I don't know where to get a creepy kitty. The only one I know has 3 legs and has a stiff tuft of hair growing out of its cheek. |
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Post by sunfrog on Mar 10, 2013 15:43:57 GMT -5
Three legged kitties are okay. They probably can't catch birds. Who keeps hiding my dentures!? Screams Sunfrog at Assistant Director Pea. Someone's been eating cabbage with them!! |
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Post by Avril on Mar 10, 2013 16:36:15 GMT -5
Well, Im in training. ..... PS. I am a more Managing Person than I seem, Avrilly. I'm relieved to hear it. But please do note that in the PLite persona this is far from evident. Luckily I realise you are not just PLite. So it's unlikely that you will do as one new nursing home staffer did once when I was working there: efficiently collect everyone's dentures in the same basin to clean them all at once - which then required months of trial-and-error fitting into individuals' mouths to see whose was whose. |
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Post by PigsnieLite on Mar 10, 2013 19:24:16 GMT -5
Everyones Cabbagey Dentures in a basin! Ewwwww.  Haf I ever spoken about me work very much? I still haf secwets. |
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