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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 19, 2010 20:18:41 GMT -5
Do you work in a cubicle? Do you haf all sorts of toys around you? Or are you just getting fat from all the sacks of salt & vinegar crisps you keep in your drawer? (Not to mention your paperwork that has spots of grease ...)  il.youtube.com/watch?v=VFKylIgUiN8&feature=related |
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Post by Frito Freddie on Jul 20, 2010 22:54:58 GMT -5
LMAO -- very funny!
But I don't have a cubicle. And neither does Wart. THe desk he has is covered with diapers and formula and volcanic rocks.
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Post by Avril on Jul 21, 2010 0:41:22 GMT -5
Hmm, that vid reminds me of Wayne, Casca, MadMac... I don't have a cubicle. I sit on the floor opposite clients. This is what I see when I don't have a client.  People peeping into my room from the corridor see this:  Clients see this  We have a lovely view out the window.  I love my job. ;D |
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Post by Avril on Jul 21, 2010 1:01:39 GMT -5
And seeing Ratty works in a library, this is what he might see if he worked at this library.
I just stole this off his Facebook wall. Thanks Ratty.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 21, 2010 1:30:00 GMT -5
All your clients haf to sit on the floor mattress during a session? Hurmmm ... You look very pretty ih your photo. If you had longer darker hair, you would be the spitting image of my aunt Linda who lives in a haunted house wid 2 elementals -- one looks like a racoon wid big bat ears and the other one is a 2 foot tall woman who lives under an overturned cooking pot.
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Post by sunfrog on Jul 21, 2010 2:04:51 GMT -5
Why do you have tissues in that room? Do you make your clients cry?
Your eyes are very blue.
What is that power meter thing on the floor? Do you catch ghosts with it?
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Post by Avril on Jul 21, 2010 2:27:39 GMT -5
All your clients haf to sit on the floor mattress during a session? Hurmmm ... You look very pretty ih your photo. If you had longer darker hair, you would be the spitting image of my aunt Linda who lives in a haunted house wid 2 elementals -- one looks like a racoon wid big bat ears and the other one is a 2 foot tall woman who lives under an overturned cooking pot. 99% of clients love sitting on the floor or mattress and have no objection. The other 1% are too old, too obese, too bank managery to be able to get up again so I bring in a couple of chairs and I put up with being uncomfortable instead. How do you know about the elementals? They sound more like an entity and a nature spirit/fairy. |
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Post by Avril on Jul 21, 2010 2:39:40 GMT -5
Why do you have tissues in that room? Do you make your clients cry? Your eyes are very blue. What is that power meter thing on the floor? Do you catch ghosts with it? Something about my room makes people burst into tears - if they need to, that is. A surprising amount of people do, instantly, as soon as they sit down. Maybe it's looking at me and knowing they have to get past me to get out. Hence the tissues. The power meter thing is the control box for the Quantronic Resonance System or QRS. It's a mat that lies beneath the mattress and basically cleans out electro-magnetic smog from the blood of my clients. I use it too. It means I can work on the computer all day and with a couple of rounds of the QRS I'm free of harmful electro-magnetic radiation zapping me from the multitudinous small appliances, radio waves, TV waves, electrical currents and radiation fields in our techno-heavy lives. They were produced in Germany and became hideously expensive a while ago, so our local supplier doesn't sell them anymore. I found a website that talks about it though: www.livingbetter.org/livingbetter/articles/qrs.htmI actually think it helps people go into an altered state when they lie on the mattress. Either that or I have superior hypnotic powers as yet undreamed of.  |
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 21, 2010 2:52:40 GMT -5
Hello, AVrillys CLients! She didnt really call you OBESE, shes jest going through menopause. My aunt told me about them. She didnt really call them elementals though -- shes Philippine so no word for elementals exists, but theres all sorts of things in her huge dark garden. I haf never seen the racoon creature (there are no racoons in the Philippines) but I haf heard that little woman near her overturned pot. My aunt says that sometimes you can catch her very early in the morning, washing her clothes in the stream, so one day, I crept out wid a cousin & sat next to her pot, which my aunt had overturned to make into a home. I also brought some offerings of bananas & mangos & sampaguita, a very fragrant jasmine type flower. So we were sitting there and suddenly out of the blue, we heard singing coming from about 5 feet in front of us. We saw nothing but the song wuz very clear -- I could even translate it wid my meagre store of Tagalog -- Do you remember your promise to me that your love will never die? It wuz so strange, we only heard a stanza or two, and then it faded into a kind of beautiful humming ... here, I found that song for you ... Edit ... HWAHHH, Pigsnit gave me the full translation, he even sang it for me in English ... BIZARRO! Its like the twilight Zone ... |
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Post by Avril on Jul 21, 2010 3:50:14 GMT -5
Beautiful girl, lovely song. Strange being...  |
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 21, 2010 4:03:09 GMT -5
Filipinos are natural singurs ... they sing morning noon & night ... I daresay they are the best singers in Asia! Even the elves! |
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 22, 2010 3:26:41 GMT -5
I used to work in a cubicle .. for about 6 months. And then I got promoted to a real desk in my boss's office, and now I haf to be a little more tasteful. Gone are the disgusting action figures of demon superhybrids wid transparent stumachs so you can see their devilish offspring gestating in their evool amniotic sac! Eck.  |
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Post by Avril on Jul 22, 2010 4:49:56 GMT -5
I'm strangely pleased!
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Post by sunfrog on Jul 22, 2010 9:25:53 GMT -5
What is your boss' name Pea?
Does s/he read this new forum for comedy ideas?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 22, 2010 9:31:25 GMT -5
I havent told him about this forum yet, although he has read a lot of my stuff in Movie Vault. Sometimes I hear him chortling from behind his screen, peer at me over his glasses, and then chortle again. He doesnt care too much for the more movie-ish folks on MoVa today. He has used some of our weirdo ideas for the show, but I never know until I see it on the telly, hahaha. |
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