The Savile BBC Scandale!

[PigsnieLite]

Ooof, all of UK (and especially BBC) is in quite a pother over Wickud Savile. Savile was a popular TV show host *JIM'LL FIX IT* in which he granted childrens wishes. Unfortunately, he has turned out to be a devilish child molester and the BBC is in serious trouble for killing a programme that exposes his evoolness. So Pigsnit is Mad as Fire these days. Da & I jest sit quietly at the dinnur table, staring at our peas while Pigsnit goes on his nightly rants.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/jimmy-savile/9628228/Jimmy-Savile-George-Entwistle-heckled-by-BBC-reporters-after-brutal-grilling-from-MPs.html

[sunfrog]

I knew about that guy a while ago. I thought he was arrested. Was he?

[PigsnieLite]

Savile died last year (I tink he wuz 80) so Scotland Yard cant waterboard him & pour sour cream down his throat. Although it is amazing that his poor scandalized family (I wondur how much they knew?) had to remove his gigantic gravestone and now he is buried in an unmarked grave.

[PigsnieLite]

Oh no! Pigsnit says he might resign! [PLite starts to hyperventilate.]

[sunfrog]

Why would Pigsnie resign?

[PigsnieLite]

Becuz he doesnt want to be associated wid his boss George Entwhistle. Whut a Mess! OF COURSE, HE doesnt have to worry about finding another job sine he's already had offers -- BUT WHUT ABOUT ME? Should I leave too? [PLite clings terrified to the BBC tea lady's cinammon roll.]

[sunfrog]

Hmm... Interesting. Pigsnie does seem to have a lot of girls around but I always assumed they were of age. Does Pigsnie like underage girls? Don't ask him. He'll probably punch me through the internet. lol.

I think his boss knew about it. After reading that giant article I'm pretty sure he's just playing dumb.

[PigsnieLite]

All higher-ups play dumb. Papa asked Pigsnit if he knew about Savile's unsavoury behavior and Pigsnit said he'd heard rumors (Theres always rumors in a huge place like the BBC) but nothing substantial. Now the Holy Name of the BBC has been Tarnwished! Waaahhhh!

PS. Pigsnits birds are always ancient. Like over 28 or something.

[sunfrog]

Hahaha! I didn't think Pigs would do something like that, I was just being cheeky.

[PigsnieLite]

Oooof, Papa is telling Pigsnit not to wesign. Yahhh, think of the pension! And whut about me? IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE ABOUT ME! Am I supposed to be all alone in the big bad BBC wid all these secret dopey looking child molesters aboot? And whut about my pension? Bleech!

PS. I'll say this -- Savile is pretty dopey looking. I cant believe people liked him.