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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 3, 2010 9:33:59 GMT -5
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Post by sunfrog on Aug 3, 2010 10:39:10 GMT -5
Cheese Doodles were invented in the 1950's? How is that possible? I thought they were a new invention. Why didn't I eat them as a kid then? I'm pretty sure they didn't exist when I was a kid or I would have known about them. Hmm...
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 3, 2010 12:12:19 GMT -5
I am astounded that this man didnt receive the Nobel Snack Prize. MY life would haf been Meaningless! [PLite contemplates the 4 yr old cheez doodle in his pencil pot.]
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Post by Avril on Aug 3, 2010 13:23:57 GMT -5
Amazing how like giant maggots they look. You do know that if it were real food that it would have been eaten by ants, flies or cockroaches long ago, and not still be lurking in your pencil pot, don't you?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 3, 2010 14:04:10 GMT -5
HEY, thats a fossilized cheez doodle! Think also upon our Fatal Future when the Apocolypse is upon us, the worlds food supply becomes as dust -- then peoples shall Kill for my Cheez Doodle! [PLite scribbles in his Top Secret Spiral Notebook that his cheez doodle is 4.2 inches long & maybe 3 calories.]
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Post by Avril on Aug 3, 2010 14:21:03 GMT -5
Fossilised...lol. You know things have no food value if our cleanup crew of ants, flies and cockroaches are not interested. Your fair flesh however, is sure to be tender, unmuscled and fragrant to the last - perhaps people will kill to cannibalise your unfossilised nutrients?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 3, 2010 14:29:32 GMT -5
When the Apocolypse comes, I intend to become as unappetizing as possible -- like I'll probably develop a Texun accent and flick my tongue like a lizurd.
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Post by Avril on Aug 3, 2010 14:33:23 GMT -5
Now that's definitely an unappetising image. Thank you for that. (Avril chokes on something between a guffaw and a wince.)
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 3, 2010 20:35:24 GMT -5
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Post by Avril on Aug 3, 2010 21:09:15 GMT -5
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 15, 2010 3:26:09 GMT -5
Poor Zsa Zsa Gabor. Why dont they just let her go in peace? In and out of hospital wid Infections, Hip replacement, blood clots, whuts the point of living anymore? She's 91 or something and she will probably be bed-ridden for the rest of her days.
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Post by sunfrog on Aug 15, 2010 13:35:34 GMT -5
Whoa, when did she get old?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 15, 2010 13:42:38 GMT -5
She still looked hokay 20 years ago. Now, not so much. I imagine even PLite wouldnt look so hawt at 91.
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Post by Avril on Aug 16, 2010 1:46:19 GMT -5
Uplifted skin still looks old, doesn't it, no matter how much collagen and botox gets injected into it.
I am wrinkled as a prune already and have 30 years on Zsa Zsa. I will be more wrinkled the more weight I lose. Actually I think Zsa Zsa looks weirdly like Michael Jackson, especially around the perfectly sculpted slightly alarming perky little nose.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 16, 2010 3:05:37 GMT -5
Whut, are you 121? How can you haf 30 years on Zsa zsa? Yeth, I did notice her tiny wee nosey -- she & Michael must haf shared a sculptor wid a predilection for perkiness. Ahh, I see that a priest is being called for Last Rites.
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