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Post by sunfrog on Nov 29, 2011 18:58:04 GMT -5
Waaah! Iran attacked the British embassy and burned a picture of the Queen!! Are you angry at them because of the photo of the Queen? Do you want to attack them and take their oil now?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Nov 29, 2011 19:30:38 GMT -5
No, Im not angry. Britoon is GUILTY of Heinous Behaviour in the Middle East (becus they are a part of NATO which kills little childrun) so I dont mind that our Embassy is attacked. Brittoon's little construction projects should be messed up once in a while.
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Post by sunfrog on Nov 30, 2011 23:27:05 GMT -5
Londoom went on strike! Did Pigsnie go on strike? Did you? Why is everyone in London so unhappy? They're always rioting over something.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Dec 1, 2011 10:39:38 GMT -5
Govt is raising retirement age or something. Blechhh. I dont care. My achey leg is more important. Brits are always going on strike for something or other. I bet you they dont show the strike much in America. Our strikes are so short, only 1-2 days.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jan 28, 2012 3:32:19 GMT -5
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Post by sunfrog on Jan 28, 2012 11:18:58 GMT -5
Who is that smartly dressed fellow at the podium? Does he know the world is ending this year? Did they find anything interesting when they were excavating all that soil or did they just build over it? What are you going to do with your homeless people? Are you going to be singing and dancing in the Olympics Pea? I would. I think Mary Poppins should make an appearance and also knickers because you are famous for both.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jan 28, 2012 13:39:04 GMT -5
Thats our dumb PM, David Cameron. Or an equally dumb lookalike. You haf to audition for the Opening Ceremonies and I think its going to be mostly health care employees in the ceremonies anyway. If I wasnt so bored wid it all, Im sure Id be picked to play a scantily clad cherub who flies over the proceedings, carrying a Fortnum & Masons shopping bag.
PS. Homeless people are to be locked up in the Tower until October.
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Post by sunfrog on Feb 7, 2012 21:54:13 GMT -5
Hi Pea, is it 0 degrees there? Frozen ocean waves. This should go in the signs of the apocalypse thread too. It's 22.7 C here. When the ice age hits you and your family are welcome to come live with me! I will put you in charge of my mom's roses and also cooking. Your knowledge of weird British food will come in handy since we will be eating lots of pig entrails and donkey anuses after the apocalypse since food will be so scarce we won't want to waste a bit of it. ;D ::Sunfrog eats a peacock:: Does Pigsnie know how to make ale?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 7, 2012 22:33:31 GMT -5
Donkey anii. Ick. Pigsnie only drinks ale whilst mingling wid the publicuns. Next time I pub, I will order a posset! London still frosty (1C/34F) although not like those glaciers! Waaahhh!
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 16, 2012 11:10:27 GMT -5
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Post by sunfrog on Jan 7, 2013 17:04:04 GMT -5
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jan 7, 2013 17:52:40 GMT -5
[PLite giggles.] I particularly sympathize wid ringing the bell at the wrong bus stop. I get off the bus anyway. Heh. Ive also allowed 12 separate oldsters in a row pass me on the supermarkit queue just becuz theyre old.
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Post by sunfrog on Jan 11, 2013 12:08:31 GMT -5
Why was that Jimmy Savile person so beloved? I never heard of him. Was he more popular than Benny Hill? I think Pigsnie should dig that Savile person up, hang him, then draw and quarter him in seven pieces, then set him on fire and bury him again.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jan 11, 2013 13:55:06 GMT -5
Benny Hill wuz sweet & lonely. Savile was a long haired hippie creep. His body has been exhumed from its monument & stored in a beer can somewhere so he cannot be dug up.
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Post by sunfrog on Jan 11, 2013 23:21:55 GMT -5
Has the person who painted Kate Middleton's portrait killed himself yet?
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