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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 9, 2010 19:48:38 GMT -5
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Post by sunfrog on Aug 9, 2010 20:02:24 GMT -5
Wow! Is this real? It's the end of the UK! This is not good at all!
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 9, 2010 20:05:40 GMT -5
Yes, its very upsetting, Low class people would throw rocks at our house and steal my turtle to make turtle soup!
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Post by Frito Freddie on Aug 9, 2010 21:12:01 GMT -5
How does this save money? Won't they just go on unemployment pay -- which I hear is fairly generous in the UK?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 9, 2010 21:17:41 GMT -5
Well, Im not sure how long our dole lasts, but I dont think it lasts as long as the US. And they'll be cutting that too. Didnt they cancel school on Fridays in Hawaii at one point?
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Post by dragrat on Sept 12, 2010 7:00:48 GMT -5
Is the UK in a spot of trouble, still? After reading this I wonder.. Lord Sainsbury donates $25m to the British Museum www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11274399Could that twenty five mill help save the hundreds of jobless british citizens?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Sept 12, 2010 11:07:36 GMT -5
Well, it could have, but donating your moneys to the poor isnt going to get your noble name on a golden plaque hanging in the British Museum. [PLite laughs unpleasantly.]
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Post by sunfrog on Sept 12, 2010 16:30:50 GMT -5
When the floods and riots start you can come live with me Pea. Also, tell Pigsnie he should sell his houses as soon as there's a rise in the market. After London floods he won't be able to sell them. Or maybe he should buy big fat flood insurance policies instead. I saw a show yesterday that said London will flood when the polar ice caps melt.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Sept 12, 2010 17:12:43 GMT -5
Ooooh, thanks, Sunspot! And then I'll tell Pigsnit to build a yacht!
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Post by sunfrog on Oct 9, 2010 10:51:46 GMT -5
Millions of Brits can't ride a bike, swim or tie their shoelaces, a study claims. Researchers quizzed adults on "basic skills" and deduced that nearly nine million can't balance on a cycle to ride it. Most of those unable to ride said they didn't learn when young and felt it was too late. The poll of 3,000 people by www.OnePoll.com also suggests around five million can't tie their laces and a similar number can't swim. A spokesman said: "These stats are quite startling." Read more: www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/10/09/9million-brits-cannot-ride-a-bike-claims-study-115875-22620331/#ixzz11sS6AU00Go Camping for 95p! Vouchers collectable in the Daily and Sunday Mirror until 11th August . Is this true?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Oct 9, 2010 16:32:12 GMT -5
Waahh, I can tie my laces & ride a bike. But its true, I cant swim. Whut do I need swimming for anyway, our fountain is only 2 foot deep! But if you like, I can wear water wings everyday in case a tsunami wipes out London.
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Post by dragrat on Oct 15, 2010 13:52:48 GMT -5
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Post by PigsnieLite on Oct 15, 2010 18:51:05 GMT -5
Whut, are you a prof? Students listen to your every holy word in your teaching course and whispur *Awesome, Professor Draggy?*Fortunately, my da is retired from Oxford wid a nice little pension and the occasional reunion of peevish colleagues who are not so fortumate in their unholy offspring.
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Post by dragrat on Jan 19, 2011 20:21:06 GMT -5
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jan 19, 2011 20:57:54 GMT -5
16% of charming pimply English yooth unemployed! SHOCKING! I wondur how many of these live in vast country houses, tending their mums herbaceous borders. Me, Im just THANKFUL I haf connections and Im so supernaturally talented. [PLite goes back to footling online, trying to choose between a heifer & a sheeps to send to the Third WOrld.] PS. News of our embarrassing unemployment rate doesnt come across the wireless becuz nobody gives a shite about us well-spoken twerps. Heh. Personally, I am counting on THE KINGS SPEECHY to put us on the map once again. Our King stuttered! Waaaahhhh!
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