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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 21, 2010 4:09:28 GMT -5
Hokay, now Im confusled too! Tazz Really works for those bastards? I should ask her. I had been griping to her all afternoon about the Evoolosity of WhineO. Ooops. I haf no idea whut Satine does for a living -- she barely shows up anymore at MoVa. Whuts Maccas?
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Post by Avril on Jul 21, 2010 4:25:10 GMT -5
MuckDonald's - of course.
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Post by sunfrog on Jul 21, 2010 9:48:14 GMT -5
Oops. Satine works for Maccas? I hate McDos. I thought Tazz was a police dispatcher.
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Post by Avril on Jul 22, 2010 4:36:45 GMT -5
Hmm, more research is needed.
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Post by Avril on Jul 22, 2010 4:47:22 GMT -5
Today I visited my publisher in hospital where she had just had an emergency hysterectomy. She looked fantastic, a bit tired. She had the usual drips and monitors and loved the hot pink cyclamen I brought her.
Among the many things we talked about, she said that she's considering branching out into fiction!!! So, of COURSE, I pitched my novel. ;D
Watch this space. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 22, 2010 9:20:43 GMT -5
Your pub doesnt konw whut she's getting into.
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Post by sunfrog on Jul 22, 2010 15:22:08 GMT -5
Hey, we haven't vetted Wombat yet! Questions for Wombat.Do you like camping? Do you gamble? Is your idea of camping sleeping on the floor of your hotel room at the casino with the window open? If Avril wants to go camping will you, A. Take her camping B. Take her to a casino C. Drop her off in the woods behind the casino On a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being worst, rate your camping skills. Moss is a, A. Supermodel B. Football Player C. Small plant often found in forests A compass always points north because, A. That's where the casino is located B. It's pointing at Santa C. It is being influenced by the magnetic north pole This is a picture of a, A. Dog house B. Tube sock C. Tent
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Post by Wombat on Jul 22, 2010 19:00:41 GMT -5
Dear Sunfrog. Hmmm. I will attempt to answerise these questions to the best of my ability. I'll highlight my answers. If Avril wants to go camping will you, A. Take her campingB. Take her to a casino C. Drop her off in the woods behind the casino On a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being worst, rate your camping skills. 7 1/2Moss is a, A. Supermodel B. Football Player C. Small plant often found in forestsA compass always points north because, A. That's where the casino is located B. It's pointing at SantaC. It is being influenced by the magnetic north pole This is a picture of a, A. Dog houseB. Tube sock C. Tent I think they are all correct. Actually we have been camping a few times and I have enjoyed many a night out under the stars. I look forward to the next exam! Cheers
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Post by dragrat on Jul 23, 2010 8:27:21 GMT -5
I like exams. Can I have one sunfrog?
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Post by sunfrog on Jul 23, 2010 18:05:58 GMT -5
What? You want to marry Avril too Dragrat? Hmm.. First I will have to vet Avril to see if she should marry Wombat. Questions for AvrilShakespear, A. is an aboriginal hunting weapon B. cannot express my love for Wombat C. is one of these Cate Blanchette is, A. Lovely B. Lovely and talented C. Dead meat if she doesn't stay away from Wombat Hugh Jackman is, A. A science fiction writer B. The perfect man C. a wimp compared to Wombat If your love life were a play Wombat would be, A. The lead B. An extra C. Surly stagehand An actor craves applause like you crave, A. Driftwood B. Books C. Wombat Wombat is about to receive a very special acting award, you A. Go camping B. Curl up with a good book C. Support him in every way possible and lavish him with admiration
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Post by Avril on Jul 23, 2010 18:24:10 GMT -5
Questions for AvrilShakespeare, A. is an aboriginal hunting weapon Gee, let me think, I'm SURE I know this B. cannot express my love for Wombat My mister's eyes are nothing like the sun...C. one of these Well he is the spice of my life... ;DCate Blanchette is, A. Lovely YesB. Lovely and talented YesC. Dead meat if she doesn't stay away from Wombat Since he works occasionally at the Theatre Company she runs with her hubby, I know he has to get over being a bit tongue-tied with her, yet. They've exchanged heys twice. He's had much longer convos with her husband Andrew Upton. Don't think there's a risk even though she is lovely, talented and a really nice person.Hugh Jackman is, A. A science fiction writer In PAPERBACK HERO he was a closet romantic novellist and truck driver...B. The perfect man Pretty muchC. a wimp compared to Wombat Of COURSEIf your love life were a play Wombat would be, A. The lead No QuestionB. An extra If they clone him...yesC. Surly stagehand I don't think I ever seen Wombat surly, but he's a pretty nifty stagehand when necessary.An actor craves applause like you crave, A. Driftwood Actually I quite like driftwood, but it's not one of my cravings at the current time.B. Books Pretty closeC. Wombat YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!Wombat is about to receive a very special acting award, you A. Go camping Hmm, where?B. Curl up with a good book Only if I'm in a writing flow and can't stop ;DC. Support him in every way possible and lavish him with admiration I'm afraid so. Wouldn't be able to stop myself.
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Post by dragrat on Jul 23, 2010 19:46:03 GMT -5
"Love is in the air, everywhere I look around" How sweet!!
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 23, 2010 19:54:09 GMT -5
Why is that guy carrying a stair banister?
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Post by Avril on Jul 23, 2010 21:47:18 GMT -5
Isn't it a giant pepper mill?
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Post by sunfrog on Jul 23, 2010 23:31:00 GMT -5
Isn't it a giant pepper mill? No it's a shakespear. You got that one wrong. So when are you getting married? When is the date? Is there one yet? Do female wombats have hairy noses as well?
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