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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 13, 2011 14:25:20 GMT -5
Hokay, for all you four people on here, and becuz I LURVE YOU SO MUCH .. I shall blog for you the ORANGE BAFTA AWARDS which is taking place right this very minoot. But first, I must show you some of the scandalously dressed ladies! Halee Steinfeld! I think thats a see through top but since she still doesnt haf much of a top at 14, I heartily approve! 
EDIT: SHITE! Picture wont show! You horrible GUARDIAN! If I want to steal photos, I should be able to! They should be Free, like the Egyptians! 
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 13, 2011 14:34:36 GMT -5
yeah, Original Music already goes to THE KINGS SPEECH but who cares? I did think that sweeping Beethoven thingie during the speechy itself wuz quite ... er... sweeping!
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Post by sunfrog on Feb 13, 2011 14:40:46 GMT -5
Oh, that's right. You live in the future.
It's only a little past noon here. Too early for the Baftas.
Who's winning?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 13, 2011 14:41:12 GMT -5
Some other lttle tidbits. GIRL WID THE DRAGON TATTOO won Best Piccie wid Subtitles and ALICE IN WONDERLAND won BEST COSTUNE! Woop, big surprise that! INCEPTION & SOCIAL NETWORK also each won something technicul but cant remember whut they are. Editing or some such. Gahhhh, I need some peanuts!
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 13, 2011 14:47:15 GMT -5
INCEPTION (BEST ART DIRECTION, BEST FLYING BUILDINGS, BEST MOVEMENT OF WATER) or is it ALICE IN WONDERLAND has actually won 2 awards each, so its been quite dull. Bleechh. I haf to pee.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 13, 2011 15:08:16 GMT -5
I am stunned as HECK that Helena Bonham Carter won BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS! Hers wuz the Most Low Key Part and nobody ever interviewed her. But I Adore Her Still, and wid the BEST SPEECHY OF THE NIGHT so far .. she is even more Adorable!
"Aaah. I'm so used to losing that it's kind of a strange feeling to win. It's very nice, but children, if you're watching, it's not about the winning. It still feels nice. I'm thrilled to be in the same category as my fellow nominees, and I'm not just sucking up. And my skirt's just gotten hitched up at the back, not a good time. I'd like to thank the Royal family, since they seem to be very good for my career. This year I've been playing queens with steadily decreasing head sizes. I'm incredibly lucky because I love it - I'm incredibly lucky to get to play at being someone else all day and get parts and get paid lots of money for it and then get an award, so this is pretty much as good as it gets! I'd like to think I did it all by myself like my 3 year old but the truth is I didn't. Tom Hooper, thank you for not cutting me and making sure the Queen Mother wasn't totally eclipsed by King Colin, who deserves all the awards he's getting. And Geoffrey Rush, who is really the Best Supporting Actress wherever you are
....I might never get another award so I better stretch this out - and finally Tim Burton, who is my genius and thank you for the big-headed Queen, and for helping me make the 8th and 9th wonders of the world, who are my children. I want to dedicate this to all the Best Supporting wives in the world, existing, the Queen Mum herself and my mum."  Tim Burton looks quite old. Helena looks 20 years youngur!
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 13, 2011 15:18:33 GMT -5
Best Supporting Actor: Geoffrey Rush! Who isnt there, but in New York. Probably expected to lose to Christian Bale, who is also BRitish, if you must know. Apparently a lot of people think he's Americun becuz he is hardly ever an englishman in his films and his teeths are spectacular!OUTSTANDING BRITISH FILM: THE KINGS SPEECH! Oh oh. Didnt expect that either. usually that award goes to a little film. Im skeered now that THE SOCIAL NETWORK might win Best Picture. 
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 13, 2011 15:30:31 GMT -5
Original Screenplay: THE KINGS SPEECHY! I really like the screenwritur, David Seidler. Nice voice, like in the adverts. Hard to believe he stuttered once.
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Post by sunfrog on Feb 13, 2011 16:01:13 GMT -5
She won for the red queen part?
No, she won for KINGS SPEECH!
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 13, 2011 16:04:54 GMT -5
Obituaries of dead people. Im a little surprised Corey Haim is in this list. Didnt think we snobbies even knew who he was. Is he the kid from LOST BOYS?
Hokay .. best Adapted Screenplay: THE SOCIAL NETWORK! [PLite stomps all over anything vaguely networky.]
Best Cinematography: Roger Deakins for TRUE GRIT becuz theres landscapes & giant saguaro & artistic tumbleweeds & frayed woolen coats wid weeds growing in the seams .. you know .. CINEMATOGRAPHY!
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 13, 2011 16:09:36 GMT -5
Ughhh, Fincher wins BEST DIRECTOR for SOCIAL NETWORK. Bleeeh. But hes not there becuz he probably expected Brits to vote for Brits brits brits.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 13, 2011 16:16:17 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Best No SHit Sherlock Award for Best Actress goes to NATALIE PORTMAN for having those funny red eyes whilst doing lesbian sex scenes. And shes not here becuz she preggers. Although Im sure she will still be preggers at the Oscars but she shows up anyway, wearing a Vera Wang gown inspired by a gourd.
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Post by sunfrog on Feb 13, 2011 16:20:43 GMT -5
I still don't want to see Social Network.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 13, 2011 16:24:21 GMT -5
Well, I already saw it so thats 15 quid I cant get back. DAMN ME FOR A FOOL! DAMN ME! To continue ... BEST ACTOR: No Shit SHerlock Again, Its COLIN FIRTH! Wow, he looks embarrassed as hell becuz the applause just wont stop. Hes lucky I wasnt there becuz he would haf had Brazilian panties thrown at his head. hahahaha  ! ;D And the BEST PICTURE goes to: THE KINGS SPEECH! YAY! That is rare Double-fecta becuz it is RARE that a Best Film & Best British Film is the same Picture. I hope Hooper isnt too disappointed that he lost Best Director. I HATE YOU, FINCHER I HATE YOU! I HOPE SOMEONE STEALS YOUR CREDIT CARD & BUYS A YACHT! NO, TWO YACHTS  Photo of Colin & his wife Livia. I think that when I marry, I will demand that she change her name to *Livia.* So classy. |
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Post by PigsnieLite on Feb 13, 2011 16:37:15 GMT -5
And the last award which goes to Ye Olde Great Actors or Directors Who Might Soon Pass from this Mortal Coil widout ever receiving an Award is CHRISTOPER LEE who graciously receives his Fellowship Award to thundering applause. THUNDERING, I say! [PLite adds his thundering applause amidst a shower of cashews. Meanwhile, Pa wakes up in his chair & ambles off to the loo to urinate most studiously. ]
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! ;D