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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 4, 2012 11:49:45 GMT -5
Ooops, like Sunfrog says, he couldnt find an Olympics thread and I thought I had posted one already, but Ive searched everywhere so I guess I didnt.
SO HERE IT IS -- THE PATHETICALLY MEASLY LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS AFTER THE GLORY THAT WUZ BEIJING!
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Post by sunfrog on Jul 4, 2012 12:05:46 GMT -5
Yay!! ;D
How many Olympic medals does Pigsnie have on his chest at all times?
Does it start July 27th? So soon!
Will there be synchronized corgis?
What happened to all those austerity rioters? Did a spoonful of sugar help the medicine go down?
Will Pippa Middleton's bum be there? ;D
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 4, 2012 12:28:08 GMT -5
Hurmmm .. Havent noticed any Pigsnitty medals lately ... must be all in the British Museum. I tinks the Londoners are all resigned that we must suffer through traffic & British Army & Navy & Air Force targeting all public monuments wid weepons just in case terrorists want to go sight seeing. PLite races melodiously on the beach, wearing white Olympian skivvies & running his Olympian fingurs through his patriotic English curlies.]
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 5, 2012 22:25:17 GMT -5
Meanwhile, some lovely memories from Beijing ...
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Post by sunfrog on Jul 6, 2012 18:13:05 GMT -5
What are these supposed to be?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 6, 2012 19:58:09 GMT -5
Our stupid mascots, One Eyed DumbAss and One Eyed Dumbass II.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 17, 2012 12:26:11 GMT -5
Waaahhh, its already a DIsaster! Bus drivurs (apparently, a lot of them are newly hired) got lost in the complexititties of London streets, as they try to ferry their jet-lagged athletes to the Olympic Village! And London cabbies are infuriated that London has reserved certain streets only for Olympic use, whutever that means. Obviously, Sebastian Coe has learned nothink from the CHinese smoothies. (London Olympic Committee keeps brining up the SHining Example of the Los ANgeles Olympics, where the venues were scattered over the entire state. Heh. But then London is not LA -- we are more compressed and live together, cheeky by jowl.)
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Post by sunfrog on Jul 17, 2012 12:51:53 GMT -5
I can't wait for it to start. I want to see all the green innovations. Did you know there is a British person leading Le Tour de France at the moment and I think he might win. I don't know how he's doing it because he has very skinny legs.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 17, 2012 14:15:02 GMT -5
Tour de French? Theyre all Doped inside ther skinny legs, every one of them! Green innoovations? I confess I haf not been keeping up wid all the innovating except for the monstrous traffic jams. Im thinking of watching the Olympics from my other house in Yorkshire.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 18, 2012 14:26:53 GMT -5
This is Danny Boyle's Mock Up of the set of the British Olympics Opening Ceremony. Pigsnit says it looks like a miniature golf course, hahahaha! And I guess elves are going to come out of that hill. Looks like it will be the oogliest ceremony evah!
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Post by sunfrog on Jul 18, 2012 15:37:30 GMT -5
Ohhh, what's that? Will it have hobbitses in it? Is sheep herding an Olympic event?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 18, 2012 20:14:10 GMT -5
I dont know about sheepsherding (waaah, they should haf had a piggy called BABE doing the sheepherding!) but it seems that the British haf no Imagination whutsoever, unlike the Chinese. A FLUCKING FARM is all we can come up wid. A FLUCKING FARM! Bahhhhh!
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Post by Avril on Jul 19, 2012 21:25:06 GMT -5
Looks like Middle Earth.
We had the outback with horses, stockmen with whips and corrugated iron sheds. They made a pretty impressive opening, especially the sheds.
Sunny's right. You need hobbits.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 19, 2012 22:20:25 GMT -5
But hobbitses are so predictable! Besides I thought hobbits live in New Zeeland!
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Post by PigsnieLite on Jul 21, 2012 0:59:31 GMT -5
Simply the Greatest Gymnast in the Worldy, Kohei Uchimura has won 3 CONSECUTIVE All Around Gold Medals in Gymnastics World Championships! Even though that haircut has to go!
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