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Post by shoegirl on Aug 3, 2010 10:57:41 GMT -5
Who do you think will get married first? you or Pigsnie?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 3, 2010 12:24:50 GMT -5
Pigs dont want to live in France. All his money is stuffed in his English mattress. Plus he would haf had to move all his books! Think of all the yachts he would haf had to rent! I think Pigsnit will still get married first, even though he is getting pickier by the year.
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Post by Avril on Aug 3, 2010 13:25:39 GMT -5
Oh dear. Not a good sign.
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Post by sunfrog on Aug 3, 2010 23:15:48 GMT -5
Why is it a bad sign? If Pigs doesn't get married Pea gets the entire inheritance instead of having to share with some lipstick besmeared harlot. ;D
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Post by Avril on Aug 4, 2010 2:08:36 GMT -5
It's a bad sign if Pigsnie is seriously looking for a life partner and is getting pickier.
I'm sure Arch can (eventually) look after his own fortune, despite his fear of plastic and ATMs. Are you still afraid of girl-germs, Arch?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 4, 2010 5:10:36 GMT -5
Mmmmmffff. Girl germs. Eeeek! [PLite speaks from his girl germ protecting space suit.] Pigsnits Top 5 Requirements for Marriagehood! (Only my guess, of course)
1. No lipstick besmeared harlots please. Oooh, harlot. Good word, that. 2. She must live in London or within 10 miles. 20 miles if she lives in a castle designed by Wren. 3. She must learn to live wid the Inscrutable PLite. [PLite looks down candidates dress for the odd wandering cheez doodle.] 4. She will most probably be an Exotic Flower. (This is the constant I haf observed amongst Pigsnits many girlfriends. Most of them are half Japanese or half French or half non-English.) 5. She must be a great Reader. Seriously, you cant marry into the Pigsnits and not read books. Reading is a Pigsnit imperative. You also haf to watch a lot of quiz shows. Yarrrrrr.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 4, 2010 5:22:12 GMT -5
Oh & becuz I love this annoying little tyke, I shall pepper my blog wid the Musical Stylings of Sungha! This is MOON RIVER. It kinda makes me think of my mum.
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Post by sunfrog on Aug 4, 2010 13:09:10 GMT -5
I think you should invite Sungha to the forum. I watched a bunch of his videos yesterday. I give him two thumbs up.
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 4, 2010 14:10:59 GMT -5
He might only speak Korean. And he is only 12.
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Post by sunfrog on Aug 4, 2010 14:58:17 GMT -5
He speaks English. He has some benefactors that are guiding him to be world famous. I saw it on YouTubes.
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Post by Frito Freddie on Aug 4, 2010 22:58:51 GMT -5
Mmmmmffff. Girl germs. Eeeek! [PLite speaks from his girl germ protecting space suit.] Pigsnits Top 5 Requirements for Marriagehood! (Only my guess, of course)
1. No lipstick besmeared harlots please. Oooh, harlot. Good word, that. 2. She must live in London or within 10 miles. 20 miles if she lives in a castle designed by Wren. 3. She must learn to live wid the Inscrutable PLite. [PLite looks down candidates dress for the odd wandering cheez doodle.] 4. She will most probably be an Exotic Flower. (This is the constant I haf observed amongst Pigsnits many girlfriends. Most of them are half Japanese or half French or half non-English.) 5. She must be a great Reader. Seriously, you cant marry into the Pigsnits and not read books. Reading is a Pigsnit imperative. You also haf to watch a lot of quiz shows. Yarrrrrr. 1. Do you care about their appearance . . . if they don't wear lipstick! HAH 2. What about their vocabulary? Should they have wit? 3. Must they like animals? 4. You don't want them to cook for you? LOL
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 5, 2010 2:46:46 GMT -5
1. Do you care about their appearance . . . if they don't wear lipstick! HAH. Frankly, I would be surprised if Pigsnit did not choose a pretty girl, but I dont really care whut she looks like. 2. What about their vocabulary? Should they have wit? I doubt if Pigsnit would choose a stupid girl, but I dont think wit is necessary. Thats my job, hahaha! 3. Must they like animals? Indisputably!4. You don't want them to cook for you? LOL It would be lovely if Pigsnit married a Chinese chef. Then we wouldnt ever have to order out! Wheeeeee!
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Post by Avril on Aug 5, 2010 6:40:34 GMT -5
What about you and your list, Archikins?
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Post by PigsnieLite on Aug 5, 2010 9:28:35 GMT -5
Hurmmmm .. If Frito wont marry me, Oi'll hafs to think about that.
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Post by shoegirl on Aug 5, 2010 12:36:16 GMT -5
How did you come up the the name for this forum P-Lite?
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